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Welp.

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breakfastcerealusa:

Alright youngins, here’s the big question: can a can of chipotle baked beans keep you non-intoxicated after 7 drinks?

I straight up don’t remember posting this.

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Alright youngins, here’s the big question: can a can of chipotle baked beans keep you non-intoxicated after 7 drinks?

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Yeah… Stuck behind some steampunks. And, yeah… That looks to be a garbage bag full of top hats.

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tyrannosaurusrexdale:

They’d been hearing the question for weeks. You could tell by their faces even before it was asked. From the coaches to the captains to the equipment managers. “How do you fit all dat ass in dem jeans?”

But as we learned tonight, in front of a delirious home crowd of 19, 520 fans, when it comes to jeans, it’s not always about the size of your ass.

It’s about the size of your heart.

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WHAT THE HELL INTERNET, WHY HAVEN’T YOU TOLD ME THERE WAS CORGIS IN BEPOP???

WHAT THE HELL INTERNET, WHY HAVEN’T YOU TOLD ME THERE WAS CORGIS IN BEPOP???

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70sscifiart:

Space hospitals.

Art by John Harris and John Berkey.

Man, I don’t know why… but red cross sci fi shit is all the way my jam. 

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Well, I mean it’s not like I could love Mercury any less.

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Ghost World (2001)

Wait- Ghost World is 13? Shit you guys, I’m old :(

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